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poo-stain 

A person that no one likes and extremely resembles a stain left by a poop.
Maya is such a poo-stain!
poo-stain by Salty potatoe May 16, 2019

poo stain warrior 

1. a general asshole that loves nothing more than to piss you off.
2. a guy/gal that totally reeks of shit, constantly.
1. "shut the fuck up yo upoo stain warrior"

2. "dude, you fucking stink! have you joined the poo stain warriors or what?"
poo stain warrior by ducky3010 August 2, 2006

poo-stained vagina 

n. 1. the result when a woman chronically wipes back to front. 2. by extension a negative thing.
I can't believe my mother never taught me to wipe front to back, now i have a poo-stained vagina.

You got an F in Gym? well, thats a real poo-stained vagina.
poo-stained vagina by homoguytom October 16, 2012

Baggy Pants Poo poo stained drawers thug

The type of guy you will see in public holding a woman's hand you admire. Woman will not only start a relationship with these men, but have their children as well. These baggy pants thugs will past their poo poo genes to the next generation where the emotionally abused nice guy must take care of.

This phenomenon on why women choose to be with drama inducing poo poo thugs is why there's an increase of single mothers.
I went to the mall on the weekend and saw a young pregnant women holding hands with a baggy pants poo poo stained drawers thug.

Mary's father had a look of utter failure on his face as his daughter brought home a baggy pants poo poo stained drawers thug.

poo-stained man pole 

a very very shitty dick. often required after fucking a chick in the ass.
After I was done fucking Marie in the asshole, i had a poo-stained man pole.

poo stainer 

A person who exhibits bratty or obnoxious behavior, often for no legitimate reason. Can also be shortened to 'stainer.'
"Then he said, 'I don't have time to email you! Football is a 12-hour-a-day job!'"
"Eric is such a poo stainer."
poo stainer by HarryPi September 11, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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