poo munger

An individual who deals with feces in saleperson fashion, this may include disecting the shit in an appealing form for the buyer, usually priced in regards to amount of shit on offer..The terd may vary in size or shape and increase in price depending on natural herbs and spices included, such as; corns, grass remains, hairs and most importantly texture.

Whats wrong love, i've got shit under my nail.. Well that's what you get for working as a poo munger..

I'm just going down to the local poo munger, it's becoming quite a delicacy these days. Better get in while it's cheap..

I sold 40 kg's of feces to the local poo munger today, i recieved 300 dollars for my efforts in retrieving the brown specimens....

poo munger by 5697182 May 20, 2007

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Poo Monger

Someone who purchases and maintains an inventory of poo to be sold.

This kid loveline is such a poo monger, he wanted to buy all my crap.

Poo Monger by Mav2KM September 2, 2008

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poomongerer

1. A person who collects poo for business or pleasure.

2. A person who has an abnormal obsession with poo.

Sarah is such a poomongerer.

poomongerer by Kendra February 26, 2005

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pooMonger

An original BaNuS Ranger.

"Go Go BaNuS Rangers!" Especially you, pooMonger.

pooMonger by Merriam-Webster May 4, 2004

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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