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An individual who deals with feces in saleperson fashion, this may include disecting the shit in an appealing form for the buyer, usually priced in regards to amount of shit on offer..The terd may vary in size or shape and increase in price depending on natural herbs and spices included, such as; corns, grass remains, hairs and most importantly texture.

Whats wrong love, i've got shit under my nail.. Well that's what you get for working as a poo munger..

I'm just going down to the local poo munger, it's becoming quite a delicacy these days. Better get in while it's cheap..

I sold 40 kg's of feces to the local poo munger today, i recieved 300 dollars for my efforts in retrieving the brown specimens....

poo munger by 5697182 May 20, 2007

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Poo Monger

Someone who purchases and maintains an inventory of poo to be sold.

This kid loveline is such a poo monger, he wanted to buy all my crap.

Poo Monger by Mav2KM September 2, 2008

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poomongerer

1. A person who collects poo for business or pleasure.

2. A person who has an abnormal obsession with poo.

Sarah is such a poomongerer.

poomongerer by Kendra February 26, 2005

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pooMonger

An original BaNuS Ranger.

"Go Go BaNuS Rangers!" Especially you, pooMonger.

pooMonger by Merriam-Webster May 4, 2004

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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