little brown freinndss dried in the crackk of ur assss holeee, flakesss that are caughtt in ur bum hair thats itchy andd stinkky and even when u showerr they dont vome out unless they are moistt so u gottta open ur bum cheeks wide
I had sex with you and when we were doing 69 you tuned over and your poo crusties slipped out and I almost chaked in yer face.
by Danica poosnig March 9, 2009
Crusty Poo is when you do not wipe your bum properly and over time the poo becomes hard and crusty! Sometimes when you go and wipe your bum the crusty Poo will rip the skin in your bum off
by Chris2603 November 11, 2016