poo baby 

During anal sex, the man ejacualtes into the anus of the male or female receiver. When the receiver later uses the toilet, what comes out of the anus, a mixture of ejaculate and feces is a poo baby.

Chris and Sean, sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G,
first comes love, then comes marriage,
then comes the poo baby in the toilet carriage.

poo baby by Gabriel Miranda April 19, 2007

Poo Baby 

When you eat too much the night/day before - and your bloated stomach's contents have digested enough - and your 'leftovers' are ready to be "dropped off at the pool".

Nat - "I ate too much last night! Poo Baby is ready to launch!"
Kim - "Same here, I'll come with."

Kelly - "I've got a Poo Baby."

Poo Baby by MaceGrey October 19, 2010

poo baby 

a black child

My wife just had a poo baby! thats how i know it wasn't mine!

poo baby by poo_baby_maker5 February 22, 2011

Poo Baby 

Big albino fat ass who typically can be quite rude and has a large temper, in his free time he likes to burn down storage buildings and hurt his friends feelings.

Oh look at Poo Baby over there, isn't he a big albino fat ass?

Poo Baby by Gageybaby November 19, 2019

poo baby 

When a man has a sex change, to then give birth to a baby that has been artifically inseminated in there anus.

"Oh shit, I'm going to have a poo baby"

poo baby by Pete Townsand September 22, 2008

Bald Poo Poo Baby 

Basically a bunch of boys in my class. BUT ESPECIALLY MARKAS. HES SO BALD AND POOPY, HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN' DEFORMED CHICKEN NUGET, HE'S 4 FT 2 AND LIVES UNDER A ROCK. BALALLALALLALLALALLALLAL

"wow look at that deformed chicken nuget"
"It almost looks like Markas! A bald poo poo baby"

Bald Poo Poo Baby by The best person obvi April 26, 2024

Baby poo 

You call a loved someone this when they're being cute or sweet

"Aww your my / such a baby poo!!"

Baby poo by Lisa Whitehead and Ivy Bustamante April 26, 2006