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pong lip 

Acquisition of herpes simplex virus via unprotected beer pong play, since rinsing has a negligible effect on the prevention of HSV transmission. Most often spread by an angry losing party, who upon the last attempt at retaliation - places the ball into their mouth instead of the rinse cup or rubs the ball on their cold sore for "good luck" - then tosses it into one of the cups of the opposing team (who then drinks it and contracts the disease). Can also be massively spread by one person who has HSV, playing the game first, and when 15 teams in a row playing after him/her use the same set of 10 cups to drink from.
- Hey man! How did you get that cold sore?
- Its pong lip, man!

- Man! How did that happen?
- I won the game against that loser, but lost my face to his herpes.

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- You want to go to a party tonight?
- Hellz yeah!
- Ok, but make sure you bring your own set of "Solo's" - this party is Pong Lip ridden.
pong lip by SecretingCurdledSmegma October 18, 2010

Bingle-bongle-dingle-dangle-yickety-doo-yickety-dah-ping-pong-lippy-tappy-too-tahh 

A few strange noises made by the mouth of a man with 11 toes.
It will go somewhere along the lines of Bingle-bongle-dingle-dangle-yickety-doo-yickety-dah-ping-pong-lippy-tappy-too-tahh.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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