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pong lip 

Acquisition of herpes simplex virus via unprotected beer pong play, since rinsing has a negligible effect on the prevention of HSV transmission. Most often spread by an angry losing party, who upon the last attempt at retaliation - places the ball into their mouth instead of the rinse cup or rubs the ball on their cold sore for "good luck" - then tosses it into one of the cups of the opposing team (who then drinks it and contracts the disease). Can also be massively spread by one person who has HSV, playing the game first, and when 15 teams in a row playing after him/her use the same set of 10 cups to drink from.
- Hey man! How did you get that cold sore?
- Its pong lip, man!

- Man! How did that happen?
- I won the game against that loser, but lost my face to his herpes.

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- You want to go to a party tonight?
- Hellz yeah!
- Ok, but make sure you bring your own set of "Solo's" - this party is Pong Lip ridden.
pong lip by SecretingCurdledSmegma October 18, 2010

Bingle-bongle-dingle-dangle-yickety-doo-yickety-dah-ping-pong-lippy-tappy-too-tahh 

A few strange noises made by the mouth of a man with 11 toes.
It will go somewhere along the lines of Bingle-bongle-dingle-dangle-yickety-doo-yickety-dah-ping-pong-lippy-tappy-too-tahh.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026