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pond monkey

A girl who thinks she's hot shit when in reality she's uglier than a horses butthole. Usually hangs around and jumps around to local gas stations and follows her ex boyfriend around and demands that the dick comes back.
look at her! She smells like a god damn pond monkey.
by luckyduck50 December 15, 2016
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