pole-axed

paraletic, really really really drunk. past steaming, shit-faced. Ur gonna have a major hangover tomorrow!

"what are you doing tonight"
"I'm gonna get pole-axed"

by Miggy November 16, 2004

Pole Axed

Pole Axed

The pole axe was a weapon used in medeival England. It was literally an axe atop a long pole. Originally the term meant to be killed with such a weapon; it later came to mean being violently killed with any such weapon or instrument.

When the running back was hit by the middle linebacker, he went down like he'd been pole axed.

by Dasher8400 March 7, 2007

Poleaxed

to be hit with extreme force causing loss of balance and in extreme cases injury and/or in some cases death.

Oh, did you see Jimmy? He poleaxed himself when he ran into that wall.

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

poleaxed

Extremely surprised; shocked and unbalanced.

After his revelation, Jane stared at Edward, poleaxed.

by Cate B December 16, 2008

poleaxe

This is the state you end up in after downing fifteen pints and a couple of whiskey chasers. Thanks to the definition above I am never drinking fifteen pints again, just in case I am they are linked

after slaughtering the contents of the beer Keg, he was totally pole-axed...

by JiF October 15, 2003

poleaxe

To own completely and totally. Usually involves violence.

Does not necessarily involve medieval weaponry.

The next person who calls me Con-Con gets poleaxed!

by GawdSauce May 5, 2008

Poleaxed

the term used for drinking way too much and getting completely FUCKED!

Guy 1:lolz yeah Lachies passed out, looking over the toilet already.. and its fucking 10:30 pm

Guy 2:Hahahaha

Guy 1:yeah hes completely Poleaxed, so we gonna go draw on him!

by Belrial October 3, 2008