polarbearism 

A mild form of paranoid schizophrenia. Mostly harmless.

The patient exhibited polarbearism by continuing his delusional rants against the international right-wing cabal of invisible pixies despite a lack of evidence for their existance

polarbearism by A right-thinking pixie November 29, 2004

polarbear 

A white bear living in the northern hemisphere. Mostly common on the North pole.

omfg!!! A polarbear!!

polarbear by Naitso April 2, 2011

colder than a polar bears dick 

a measurement of temperature that is just above absolute zero.

i like my beer colder than a polar bears dick

colder than a polar bears dick by imadeupjesus September 29, 2012

polarbear 

a rave name for the coolest person you will ever meet;
typically a tall, slightly overweight white person who is awesome in every way.

person 1: "hey do you know polarbear?"

person 2: "of course man, hes fuckin awesome!!!"

person 3: "your right person 2, i wish i was as cool as polarbear"

polarbear by polarbear1036 January 7, 2010

Polar Bears

Fat white girls.

Any hot girls at the bar last night? Hell no, just a bunch of black dudes and their pet polar bears.

Polar Bears by Tbonesupreme July 23, 2010

making polar bears 

taking a shit on a cold toilet seat

I went to make bears at 3am last night but I was making polar bears instead cause that shit was freezing.

making polar bears by Mistakeandahalf November 23, 2020

polarbert 

A person who is great.

Your a polarbert. That man is a polarbert.

polarbert by Robert Kennedy July 8, 2006