poker man

The guy in a group around a fireplace that uses a long metal stick to adjust the position of the log. Commonly found in fireplace videos.

"Hey, I saw someone's hand on the fireplace video!"
"Yeah, that's the poker man"

by Mr. Pie August 27, 2006

Poor Man's Poker

It's a version of poker played with regular cards, but you're all poor, so you bet any worthless objects you have on your person. After the game, the players get their stuff back so they can play again.

1. Wanna play some poker?
2. I'm too poor for that shit man
1. What about poor man's poker?
2. I got a couple wrappers and a meusli bar I can use....

by Spoom1901 June 25, 2020

Poser Man

'Poser man' is the term dubbed to a man who feels that his physical appearence is far more important than any other attribute of his existance. Commonly applied to males who spend more time shirtless than shirted, this English neologism is derived from the synonyms 'arrogant' and 'twit'.

William: "Oh my, look at that man outside his house. See his rippling torso! I admire how it glistens in the winter snow. Say, isn't it rather cold to be shirtless?"

Jack: "That is baucause he is aposer man"

by JackLuvell April 20, 2011

Power Man 5000

A mixture of all available liquor in your parent's liquor cabinet.

Girl:what are you guys drinking?

Man: The Power Man 5000 concoction! Ho!

by Triplicate July 29, 2010

Poke man

Thine shalt poke men in the genetailia.

“You should go poke man that guy Jeff.”

by The Yoted One September 10, 2019

Poke-Man

What dads and moms called Pokemon in the 1990's.

Pronounced: Poke Man, not Pokee Man

Dad: Son, why are you always playing with those damn Poke-Man cards. In my day we played with sports cards.
Son: Dad you cant play with sports cards. They were purely collectibles and had no game associated with them.
Dad: Oh so football isnt a game? Youre 10, go get a job you little bastard. I'm not even your real father. Bet you wouldn't have guessed that.

by ImGoingToPre April 19, 2021

Poke me man

when a gay guy pokes your pp and then starts to suck it while saying got to catch em all

poke me man

by midget porn 69420 December 20, 2020