The act in which one situates them self 5 metres above a long pole, and after gaining a large public audience, will kick the platform from beneath their feet, and accept their oncoming doom. To perfect this performance, the person must perfectly land on the pole, entering his anus at the same time rupturing his organs and either protruding from his head or his mouth. By far the most exhilarating thing a man can do, closely followed my the Lightbulb Spectacular.
"Holy fuck, Clive just fully sent a PolePlay. His anus is muuuuuuuuuunged."
"Omg, he's so cool. I'm gonna do one tomorrow, get the boys to come round."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!