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poiuytre 

I like cock but:

My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way
And who that fellow was that came by yesterday
I quickly turn my face before I start to blush
'Cause frankly there is nothing I can say

I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes
And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines
This molded silicone has got me begging please
Give me more of what I really need

'Cause there is no cock like horse cock
Send your asshole into shock
You need horse cock of course-cock
Grab the lube and slam the day away

My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and
I think of drinking in a foot or even two
My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer
Slip it in and out be dripping goo

As I take more cock, horse cock
Shut the door and turn the lock
Is your cock a horse cock?
You will never hear me saying neigh!

'Cause there is no cock like horse cock
Rub my dick inside a sock
Don't stop now, horse cock
Stretch out my insides and make me pray

My lovely horse cock, horse cock
scatting
Horse cock, horse cock
scatting
i like poiuytre: (song starts playing)

My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way
And who that fellow was that came by yesterday
I quickly turn my face before I start to blush
'Cause frankly there is nothing I can say

I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes
And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines
This molded silicone has got me begging please
Give me more of what I really need

'Cause there is no cock like horse cock
Send your asshole into shock
You need horse cock of course-cock
Grab the lube and slam the day away

My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and
I think of drinking in a foot or even two
My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer
Slip it in and out be dripping goo

As I take more cock, horse cock
Shut the door and turn the lock
Is your cock a horse cock?
You will never hear me saying neigh!

'Cause there is no cock like horse cock
Rub my dick inside a sock
Don't stop now, horse cock
Stretch out my insides and make me pray

My lovely horse cock, horse cock
scatting
Horse cock, horse cock
scatting
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Poiuytrewq 

1.) Qwertyuiop backward.
2.) A word meaning good luck. It is recommended to write this on your hand during difficult situations.
3.) A mythology war hero that defeated his enemies in battle.
4.) The god of good luck and root canals.
5.) A king that lives in the 3,924 dimension.
6. Any mixture of the previous definitions
"Poiuytrewq be with you!"

poiuytrewqmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsa 

Your Done. It's Beyond The Point of Boredom And Procrastination. Stop Before It's Too Late!
Stop poiuytrewqmnbvcxzlkjgfdsa before it's too late and get back to work.
poiuytrewqmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsa the absolute boredom!

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>??><mnbvcxz":lkjhgfdsa|}{poiuytrewq+_)(*&^%$#@!/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321` 

The ultamite anatomy of the Urban DIctionary. This is the most unsearchable thing ever.
`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>??><mnbvcxz":lkjhgfdsa|}{poiuytrewq+_)(*&^%$#@!/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\]poiuytrewq=-0987654321` is when [NInja is smashing his keyboard playing fortnite

poiuytrewqazxcvbnmlkjhgfds 

A word that is rarely used, but when it is, it's usually found in the Google or Urban Dictionary search box of one who is bored out of their mind. It is typed by starting at p, and moving around the keyboard in a kind of anticlockwise spiral, before at arriving at s. This is the more advanced version of such words as qwertyuiop or even qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, specially designed for higher level boredom.
See bored, fucking bored, ugh, kill me
You on urbandictionary: poiuytrewqazxcvbnmlkjhgfds

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stop do your work you are gonna have f's
poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxzqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolppolikujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqaz this is gonna be the most dumbest word in the world

poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz 

When you've tried typing up qwertyuiolkjhgfdsaxcvbnm and you're still bored to death.
I dunno. "I'm so bored, I guess I'm gonna type poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz in the keyboard."? I said, I dunno how it could be used.