Used actually in the plural context, sloppy ploppies are a bad case of diarrhea in which should not even be wished upon the worst of people. Sloppy ploppies not only is diarrhea which is brutal to have to begin with but on top of that you feel like a rainstorm of shit is coming down out of your asshole which is actually being called down by imaginary natives rain-dancing around a fire set on the hairs your choda & around the rim of your asshole.
So not only do you get the worlds worst case of ringsting, which makes it hurt so bad to wipe, you get the terrible plops which make you wipe 100 times.
So not only do you get the worlds worst case of ringsting, which makes it hurt so bad to wipe, you get the terrible plops which make you wipe 100 times.
by nick ruff October 26, 2005
The compliment of toilet paper placed in the bowl to prevent back splash while dropping your ploppies
Roger:
"Hey jerry, i just dropped some hanus nards from my anus"
Jerry:
"Did you lay down a ploppy pad?"
Roger:
"Naturally"
"Hey jerry, i just dropped some hanus nards from my anus"
Jerry:
"Did you lay down a ploppy pad?"
Roger:
"Naturally"
by Parson Brown April 17, 2008
"Oh man I got to take a poop"
"I just went, you may want to wait"
"No worries, I'll just get ploppy seconds"
"I just went, you may want to wait"
"No worries, I'll just get ploppy seconds"
by The Great Jackal March 2, 2009
by Dr Ploppy July 3, 2003
by jeffaffahhhhh34 October 4, 2016
A child friendly way of writing diarrhoea, coined by a man only known as Distantpeak.
It's easier to spell, and more fun to say!
It's easier to spell, and more fun to say!
Brian: Ah bru, my insides are writhing like snakes.
Alan: Did you take a tablet for your insides?
Brian: Nah! It's too late, I gotta take a sloppy ploppy.
Alan: Did you take a tablet for your insides?
Brian: Nah! It's too late, I gotta take a sloppy ploppy.
by Nedflix'n'Diddly July 12, 2019
I walked all around campus trying to locate an isolated bathroom so I could drop a hot sloppy ploppy.
by The Meat February 26, 2004