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excuse me, could you please leave

A reference to what Tyler Joseph once said in an interview while asked about his voice.

He was asked why his voice was deep in some songs but not in others and he explained he didn't like the sound of his voice; it was too high. He then gave an example to if he were to have a wife and children and someone were to break in and he'd yell but his voice would not be very intimidating.
"From the top of the steps I'm just gonna be like, excuse me, could you please leave? Nothing very intimidating about it'

Two Cheese “Thank You Please”

When you eat a full bag of Doritos and finger a girl’s butthole.
“Dude, I just tried the Two Cheese “Thank You Please”!

Thank you please 

Penny Smith made me do a sexwee

Thank you please
Thank you please by Fookin Mel B December 10, 2003

can you please shut the fuck up?

Polite way when someone who couldn't shut the fuck up!
Friend 1: -starts being annoying-
Friend 2: dude can you please shut the fuck up?

will you please ask him to send me the link for the presentation. it would be greatly appreciated 

will you please ask him to send me the link for the presentation. it would be greatly appreciated. It makes me hard

thank you please 

Does your tail pop out when you think rude things?
Mine does