Playoff P

Originally a prideful self-declared nickname that NBA basketball player Paul George gave himself during the 2018 NBA Playoffs, but later turned viral Twitter meme and absolute mega roast after Paul George’s shit performance vs the Denver Nuggets in game 7 of the 2020 Western Conference Finals, leading to the loss and ultimate elimination of the LA Clippers.

Also popularly referenced as “Pandemic P” due to the 2020 NBA Playoffs taking place at the same time as the COVID-19 Pandemic.

Kawhi Leonard: We might lose this game Paul you got any ideas?

Paul George: Yeah you ever heard of Playoff P?

Kawhi Leonard: eheHUHUHUHUH!

by WhosChino September 16, 2020

Playoff P

A person who is not able to perform to his usual strengths when it is most needed.

“We were about to win a Warzone match, but then he turned into Playoff P.”

by bobcats123 March 16, 2021

Playoff P

PG13 the brickmaester. Famously bricked multiple times in the three point contest.

Tabz is damn near shooting like playoff p

by Playoff p September 14, 2020

playoff p

overrated Clippers small forward who always chokes in every big playoff game.

the act of overstating yourself just to soon regret it.

Playoff P shot 2 for 16 and lost his Clippers team the game as they were eliminated by the Nuggets.

Dude, stop callin yourself a Ladies man, you're such a playoff P.

by stokelycalm September 29, 2020

playoff princess

A so-called "fan" who only shows up for the fun part of the season to criticize (who is quick to jump off the band wagon at the first sign of defeat), yet can't even SPELL "hockey," "baseball," "basketball," etc. the other ten months of the year.

Bob, you don't even know what you're talking about. You're such a playoff princess. Shut up.

by Chibi Jeeb May 28, 2011

Playoff Powder

A reference to cocaine. Only to be used when it's getting late and you need that extra push to keep going.

Tim: I think I need to hit the "batting cages" (code for bathroom), I'm running out of juice here.

Joe: Don't worry, I just got some Playoff Powder. We're taking this all the way to the championship game tonight.

by Ten7Suited July 30, 2020

playoff pubes

an alternative to the traditional playoff beard reserved for mostly female hockey fans. one such female can still retain hopes of getting laid and still show support for their favorite team.

--man pulls down woman's pants--
"wtf?! i thought you shaved?!"
woman responds: "take it easy. its just my playoff pubes"
Man: "sweeet"
--fornication insues--

by smokindude May 9, 2011