playing the trumpet 

When you blow a guy like you blow a trumpet

Bandie# 1 where showing Sean your flute skills last night?
Bandie# 2 no, I was 'playing the trumpet'

for him.

playing the trumpet by Biggius Dickus January 4, 2020

playing the trumpet 

To make out profusely with another hardcore.

I played the trumpet with your mom all last night.

playing the trumpet by Shirty McSame March 6, 2003

Nun Playing the Trumpet

A low, quiet, almost melodic fart. It is sometimes associated with the sound a woman makes when she farts and is often mistaken for a creaky door.

I like kimchi, but kimchi doesn't like me. Like if you want to hear the nun playing the trumpet, you get me a little bit of kimchi.

Nun Playing the Trumpet by RedRockRun October 18, 2013

Playing the Porcelain Trumpet

When a person farts loudly before pooing. The noise is amplified by the hollow bowl of the toilet.

After a long night competitive beer drinking, i awoke to my roomate playing the porcelain trumpet.

Playing the Porcelain Trumpet by joshuah! September 28, 2006

Playing the angel's trumpet 

Getting high by smoking weed

-Why is John's eyes so red? He's acting weird.
-Oh, him? He's playing the angel's trumpet.

Playing the angel's trumpet by QueenSativa October 26, 2010