playing video games 

1. Term for masturbation.

"Mom, don't come in. I'm playing video games. Let me beat this boss, and I'll be right out."

playing video games by BioMechMoose June 11, 2005

playing video games 

when one uses the the excuse of playing video games when they are caught with their shlongs out after filming a gay porno.

what are you doing?!?
Gah!! Were playing video games!!

playing video games by GMC/CAB February 25, 2011

playing video games 

Expression used by geeks for a circle jerk.

Me and my buds stayed in a just watching porn and "playing video games" together all night.

playing video games by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006

Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it... 

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...

Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it... by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

not playing videogames 

A phrase synonymous with masturbation, with the implication being that, whenever one is not playing videogames, one is masturbating.

1. Last night, I was not playing videogames. 2. I didn't play videogames for 5 minutes.

not playing videogames by Tarok, son of Mohg October 11, 2011

playing videogames 

also known as smokin weed.

parent: what did you do in tommy's house?
kid: we were playing videogames.
parent: oh, sounds like fun!

playing videogames by 5150 August 1, 2004