Playing Pokemon

1."Playing Pokemon" is a cover up, and or the act of smoking marijuana.
2. A video game, a card game, and also a tv show.
(I don't know how one would play with a tv. Other then throwing a wii remote threw it.)

Play Pokemon, playing Pokemon, and played Pokemon is all the same.

Playing Pokemon examples.

Example 1:
Hey Chong want to go play Pokemon?
When I really mean:
Hey Chong lets go smoke some dank herb, and hope we forget how to get back home.

Example 2:
I use to own an original Charizard Pokemon card when I was a kid...
However I played Pokemon with it and never kept it in good condition...

I could have sold that card and gotten a nice bong or atleast an ounce of weed with it. True Story

Playing Pokemon by wargex March 27, 2011

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Playing Pokemon

Masturbating and watching online porn.
See porn addict , liar , loser

"I can't talk now I'm training my pikachu to bone that charzard, shit I mean beat that charzard."

Guy:Babe, I don't watch online porn just like I promised.
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Playing Pokemon, boy look at those Arboks

Playing Pokemon by DANGER DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE June 12, 2008

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playing pokemon under the sheets

to look under the sheets in order to get a pikachur partner's privates under the sheets. mostly applied to females

i was hanging out with my girl and playing pokemon under the sheets with her.

playing pokemon under the sheets by AshitaTheWeeb November 25, 2017

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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