Platterpussy 

Origins: This word is derived from the Platypus, an otter-like mammal from Australia. It is also derived from the Latin slang for hairy beavers before beauty salons across the world waxed them to extinction.

Meaning: A bragging right for a man who likes to think that he can have any women he wants from a vast selection of choice as if he were standing before a coldmeat counter.

I don't have a buffet of women after me who want to be with me, I have a whole platterpussy.

Platterpussy by Smorgey March 29, 2011

platterpuss

A nickname for a slut. One who lays her puss on a platter.

She got fingered on the dance floor last night, what a platterpuss!

platterpuss by ningo13 February 17, 2010

Philadelphia Platterpuss 

A sexual act in which an assortment of lunch meats (Ham, Turkey, etc.) are inserted into the vaginal region and then eaten by one's partner; Thereby making a "platter" in the "pussy".

The horny homeless man sought a Philadelphia Platterpuss, and later had a Ham and Cunt sandwich that satisfied his empty stomach.

Philadelphia Platterpuss by DJ Socrates September 23, 2011

Plattipussy

Using your greasy left hand to beat off after eating a pizza

The delivery girl wasn't up for it, so I had to tap that Plattipussy

Plattipussy by RevStumpySG February 3, 2019

Silver Platterpuss

Any piece of ass served to you on a sliver platter, i.e. a wife or girlfriend. No hunting necessary. Not to be confused with platterpuss.

"You married guys have it easy, you get to go home to the Silver Platterpuss."

Silver Platterpuss by Jemagu December 29, 2011