plane farts

When someone on a plane lets one rip and it stinks up the whole plane. Almost as bad a diarrhea farts, but these tend to smell like jet fuel as well.

A: How was your flight?
B: It sucked, crying babies and plane farts made it close to impossible to get any sleep.
A: Bummer.

by GretelundMavis October 5, 2011

Fart Plane

Single engine aircraft that flies over your neighborhood at the earliest hours in the morning with its farting engine.

"I was trying to sleep but that goddamn fart plane had to wake me up!"

by Nordic Storm August 20, 2009