pizza party

(n.) any unusually difficult workout for a sport; often the coach's only means of palliation to his or her team is to provide pizza afterward.

Coach- "Get some good sleep tonight, boys. You'll need it for tomorrow."
Guy 1- "Oh shit, looks like Coach is planning a pizza party for us."
Guy 2- "Fuck a duck man, I can't run any more laps!"

by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011

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pizza party

When a business tries to make themselves good by doing something that costs them nothing, but helps nobody either.

Management listened to the workers complaints about being overworked and underpaid and threw them a pizza party.

by Y2k June 2, 2022

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A party characterized by pizza, family grade fun, off beat decorations, and video games (particularly anime themed)
it is the Lamest fucking party you can have.

Ethan: "Yo man i bet that dude is throwing a pizza party for his birthday."

by krowkiley December 21, 2014

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When a company, business, corporation, or individual gives you a reward for your work by giving you cheap garbage. Rather than increasing your pay, give you a raise, or a bonus. After all why pay the team a $100 bonus for making the company a lot of money when they can spend $20 on Little Caesar's and keep the rest of the cash for themselves. No doubt you've worked for someone who has done this at least once.

Person 1: Doritos paid some kid $20,000 for a funny looking chip for good PR.

Person 2: Dang, instead of giving striking workers what they want they just pizza partied the entire corporation. If they are willing to pay 20k for good PR I wonder how much they're keeping from their employees?

by SeraChimera August 21, 2021

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