Pitydick 

Part of the badass saying for when someone is constantly feeling sorry for themselves and you just wanna slap them. The saying being: "sorry I can't hear you over the pitydick in your mouth"

"ugh I swear no one loves me, I'm going to be alone forever"

"Margret, I'm you friend so I'm allowed to say this, but I can't hear you over the pitydick in your mouth

Pitydick by ImBoredHalp April 16, 2019

pitywicking 

the warping of wood on the inside of wind instruments due to excesive saliva output.

The pitywicking that occurred in my oboe was in direct correlation to my sister's wet mouth.

pitywicking by Tempe August 8, 2006

pity dick 

When a guy feels bad for you and offers sex to comfort you

My friend was feeling sad so them some pity dick to cheer them up .

pity dick by Randomly Freaky or Geeky March 24, 2015

Pitdick 

When your crotch is sweaty and smells like an armpit.

I just got done with my work out, now I have pitdick!

Pitdick by Awww Nasty April 9, 2016

Pitydicking 

To give favors (usually sexual) to those with small penises, because you pity them.

"I heard Chase Peters was pitydicking Kiel, kinda kinky right"

Pitydicking by puresugar February 17, 2015