Pisshorn

When you wake up in the morning with an erect penis and have to use the toilet, you have pisshorn.

-"Mate, I've got pisshorn!"
-"Use the toilet, then!"

by Proper Socks September 4, 2013

Piss Horn

A semi erect penis , usually shows itself in the morning , when you first wake up. Often makes it difficult to urinate as your aim is slightly off and youre half asleep.

Shit man , just pissed all over the floor coz of this fucking pisshorn!

by James November 1, 2004

pisshorse

An animal that only exists after a 12-pack of beers. It has an affinity for racing.

Man, I have to race like a pisshorse!

by TexicanDan February 21, 2006

pisshound

A hound of dubious origin; the sort of black-and-white no-account dog you commonly find around rednecks.

That dog ain't nothin' but a damn pisshound.

The next time you let your God damned pisshound dig up my flower bed, I'mma shoot the sumbitch!

by Aaron no. 14347 March 3, 2010

pisshernia

when your piss is sour

¨Fuck i have pisshernia, my cock hurts¨

by Frogbigfartpissyman June 20, 2021