pisshound

A hound of dubious origin; the sort of black-and-white no-account dog you commonly find around rednecks.

That dog ain't nothin' but a damn pisshound.

The next time you let your God damned pisshound dig up my flower bed, I'mma shoot the sumbitch!

by Aaron no. 14347 March 3, 2010

pisshouse

When one feels the urge to relieve their stretched bladders, but doesn't want to refer to the bathroom in such a reverant method, use pisshouse. It is uncouth.

Man, I gotta tinkle---where's the pisshouse?

by Matthew Pryce May 22, 2006

pusshound

Someone who is proficient at enticing women into sexual intercourse.

Jesus was a pusshound.

by Walter N-S October 12, 2007

Pisshorn

When you wake up in the morning with an erect penis and have to use the toilet, you have pisshorn.

-"Mate, I've got pisshorn!"
-"Use the toilet, then!"

by Proper Socks September 4, 2013

pisshand

1. The act of pissing in same toilet with your mate (not at same time) without flushing. Then getting another persons belonging that they use wth their hands and swirling it around in the piss. Then putting the item back without them noticing. When you see them using it next u can tell everyone tht you pissed on it and chant 'pisshand' at them

2. Old bristolian caretaker bastard who picks up rubbish with a pissed on grabber thing every day

1. Fuck maths, lets piss on Brians grabby thing, then call him a pisshand

2. What an old pisshand twat

by jamesh abdul April 3, 2007

pisspond

When a water cooling solution is in such degredation that theres no point in replacing it.

Do you think your custom watercooling loop is turning into a pisspond? You should get that checked out before it's too late!

by cathode-ray-tube September 22, 2021

pussyhound

derived from old mystical woodsmen tellings, that explained unexplainable wive disappearances, of a creature conceived when a cat mates with a hound that has an unhealthy appetite for vagina. And this creature would sneak into their dwellings after dusk and harvest their wive's vaginas for a very bland consumption. But in all reality it was just the woodsmen sleepwalking and killing and rapping each others wives then dumping their bodies into a nearby river.

Son: "Dad!!! Mom has mysteriously disappeared!!!! What could have caused this to happen?"
Woodsmen: "Son. It must have been a pussyhound."

by Woodsmen May 27, 2009