There was a girl named Casey Brown, she claimed no man could pin her down.
Over the hill came Piss Pot Pete with a hundred pounds of swinging meat.
Pete was fast and made a pass, stuck his dingey up Casey’s ass.
Casey was smart and ripped a fart, blew Pete’s dingey all apart.
Back over the hill went Piss Pot Pete with a hundred pounds of shredded wheat.
Over the hill came Piss Pot Pete with a hundred pounds of swinging meat.
Pete was fast and made a pass, stuck his dingey up Casey’s ass.
Casey was smart and ripped a fart, blew Pete’s dingey all apart.
Back over the hill went Piss Pot Pete with a hundred pounds of shredded wheat.
by Jimmythejerk April 1, 2018