You know those people who are so futile talking about shit they don't know about? Someone who isn't even deserving of the term "piece of shit"?(considering that good shit brings pleasure) But what really stinks is urinating while shitting.
The uncomfortably warm piss fighting against constipated ass- that's annoying. Just like some people voicing unwanted stupid opinions.
Congratulations! You are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank you for hefting your turfs down the mountainside so that we, the proles may feast on your bounteous craps.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)