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poppadum sock 

To ejaculate into a secret sock hidden down the side of ones bed or behind the chest of drawers! Over a period of time it magically transforms into a large brittle item derriving the crisp like properties of a poppadum.
"Hurry up my mams coming put a hammer to that poppadum sock before I am forever in shame"
poppadum sock by danny_kc December 29, 2008
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Poppadum 

10" disc of deep fried pleasure served with curry. Delicious with onions, mango chutney, lime chilli or mint sauce.
Waiter: What would you like sir?

Harry: A chicken tikka massala with pilau rice. And can we get some poppadums with chutney?

Waiter: Very good sir.
Poppadum by Flexster September 29, 2008

poppadum 

To be an inbred Immigrant of an African origin that worships people who wear Cowboy Boots.
Joe Smith is such a Poppadum
poppadum by Simon April 2, 2005

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026