Damn white bread, I just got done laying down some phat ass pipes on this new track.
by C-Mack April 14, 2005
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Otherwise known as P-I-P-E-S, or Penis In Pickled Ecstasy. This is a term widely used in the South Side of Los Altos. It refers to an old man found dead in his home surrounded by jars of Penis' soaking in Ecstasy. They are found to be edible and smokable, but create a very intense high.
Coach-- Kids, you need to do better in soccer, or the Pipes will get you. I want us to be a very good team.

Kids-- Yes coach. We will not dip Pipes in our tea before we eat them.

OR

Faggle-- Shit they found my secret stash of Pipes.

Nip-- Oh shit what are going to do?

Faggle-- Eat em i guess? Or we could smoke them. Either way i have to get the smell of pickled jizz out of my room.
by Fagglenip Pettigrew April 25, 2010
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For two gay men to rub their dicks together during any sort of sexual act.
Me: I met this really nice guy and invited him to my place last night for some coffee.

You: Did you pipe?

Me: No, but we hugged and kissed goodbye.
by Save Ferris March 13, 2010
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To be excited about an event.
Howie was piped about the Christian death metal show.
by Kriac December 17, 2003
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Man alive, check out the pipes on Damon. He just sung the McDonalds jingle spot-on key!! I'm lovin' it!!
by The_Buddy December 30, 2014
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Someone who sucks at an activity such as a sport and so on
1: He's such a bad football player

2: yeah, he's a pipe
by Tobipeter November 1, 2017
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