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Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

A joke popular with people who oppose communism or socialism (or otherwise any kind of planned economy), referencing how former Chilean army general, Augusto Pinochet was notorious for throwing the dead bodies of commies into the ocean out of a helicopter.
Person 1: Ya know, Marx was right, we should abolish private property
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours
Related Words

Pinoyhood 

1. the state or condition of a Filipino (Pinoy)
2. the Filipino (Pinoy) neighborhood
Experience pinoyhood in a Philippine setting.
Pinoyhood by timlight January 27, 2010

Augusto Pinochet 

Dictator who ruled Chile with an iron fist from 1973 to 1990. Pinochet headed the military junta that controlled the country after a coup that deposed the democratically elected president Salvador Allende. During his reign, Pinochet ordered the violent suppression of all political opposition to his government. A commission determined that his military and government were responsible for human rights violations, including more than 2,000 deaths and untold numbers of disappearances.
All opposition parties were banned, the press was censored and dissidents up and down the country were abducted and executed without trial. The notorious Caravan of Death, an Army death squad flew the length of the country by helicopter in October 1973, extinguishing 97 influential opposition figures. Even dissidents that had fled the country were not out of Pinochet’s reach. Operation Condor, tracked the numerous Chileans that had fled into exile. No-one was safe from Pinochet’s paranoid anti-communist drive. General Prats, Augusto Pinochet’s predecessor in the role of Commander in Chief, was killed in Buenos Aires in 1974.

Pinochet is pronounced Pino – Chay. The t is silent.

pinochet helicopter 

A joyous experience that any self respecting social justice warrior should volunteer for.Involves being bundled onto a helicopter and thrown from a great height,usually into the pacific ocean.
the whiny bitch could not back up her arguments,so we put her on a pinochet helicopter and threw her into the pacific.

Augusto Pinochet 

A brutal dictator who held absolute power in Chile for nearly 17 dark, violent, unforgettable years.
When I visited Santiago, I could still sense Augusto Pinochet looming over the city.
Augusto Pinochet by Cotapos June 24, 2007
It is used for "pussy" in the Latino culture. It is also discriminating a weak man or a gay man.
"yo necesito pinocha."
" hombre, eres una pinche pinocha"
pinocha by summer gonzalez April 22, 2005