pink eye sanchez 

This other traditional sex act from south of the border is closely related to the Dirty Sanchez and Dirty Rodriguez. However, this treat involves, instead, the vigorous smearing of runny turd matter on the woman's eyes with either the penis or finger with the express goal of giving her pink eye. It is usually an act of revenge. However, it is gaining ground as a fetish act, especially in the desert southwest.

English

Guillermo: I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me!
Teodoro: That sucks. What did you do?
Guillermo: I gave her a goodbye Pink Eye Sanchez and walked out the door!

Spanish
Guillermo: Aprendi que me novia tiene un otro hombre!
Teodoro: Que hiciste?
Guillermo: Yo di ella un adios y un Ojo Rosa Sanchez y anduve por la puerta!

The American College of Optometrists strongly recommends an eye-flush after either a voluntary or involuntary Pink Eye Sanchez.

pink eye sanchez by Two in the Stink December 9, 2017

pink eye suprise 

while banging a girl doggy style pull out and spit on her back so that she thinks you have came while she turns around blow your load in her face

i was banging this girl last night and gave her the pink eye suprise

pink eye suprise by johnny lee January 18, 2008

Pink Eye Send Off 

While your female companion is sleeping, you jack-off onto one of her eyes without disturbing her. When she wakes up you convince her that it's actually a really bad eye infection and get her to go to the doctor. She is then humiliated when the nurse, staff and doctor inform her it is not an eye infection at all, just dried semen. A good way to break up with a chick.

She wouldn't let me watch the game last night, so I gave her a Pink Eye Send Off, and threw all her clothes in the yard this morning while she was at the doctor.

Pink Eye Send Off by Tim2.0 November 20, 2007

Pink Eye Surprise 

The pink eye you never want to get, but do so after pulling off a successful "sleeping conrey"...

Your buddy falls asleep, then you tea-bags their eye sockets, then you punch them in the stomach when you are in position, then the tea-bagee slams their head forward right in to the ass of the tea-bagger.

It's a quadruple threat once the "Pink Eye Surprise" kicks in from the fecal matter that got in your buddies eye.

Pink Eye Surprise by Big Dong Hong Kong April 15, 2010

stinky pinkey 

the pinkey you always use to put it in the butt. therefore making it "your stinky pinkey"

Dude you just touched my stinky pinkey ....

stinky pinkey by lazy Legs January 6, 2015

sticky-toffee-mutton pie-pizza pie-piss eye-pop eye-pink eye fried rice.

A humorous and astonishingly ridiculous tongue twister that isn’t even a tongue twister.

“I wonder if there’s something out there that’s too ridiculous.”
“Yeah, there is; sticky-toffee-mutton pie-pizza pie-piss eye-pop eye-pink eye fried rice.“
“Excuse me?”

sticky-toffee-mutton pie-pizza pie-piss eye-pop eye-pink eye fried rice. by ILoveEllis09696969 June 3, 2026