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Baby Pimps 

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Baby Pimps are adoption agencies and lawyers that make large sums of money off of the sale and redistribution of children.

Baby Pimps coerce women in "crisis" pregnancies to relinquish their children for adoption. They brainwash these vulnerable mothers into believing that their baby would be better off with a 2-parent family or a family with more money/education/etc.

Baby Pimps convince women into "open adoptions" knowing full-well that most open adoptions aren't legally enforcable and once a mother reliniquishes her child, the adoptive parents can cut off all contact with her and keep her away from her baby. (See: Adoptoraptor for more information on this kind of adopter.)

Baby Pimps treat children like chattel. They participate in the process that permanently seals an adopted person's birth certificate.

Baby Pimps do not inform fathers that they are parents or do whatever they can to make sure that a father has no right to raise his relinquished child. Father's name are left off of documents, his whereabouts or name are listed as "unknown" in order for the Baby Pimps to more easily sell their "product" aka child.

Baby Pimps are all over the world. Often children in 3rd world countries are stolen and sold to adoption agencies with stories that the children were found abandoned in gutters, etc. The adoption agencies that receive these babies and "launder" them for sale in the United States and other countries are Baby Pimps.
Adoptoraptors purchase children from Baby Pimps.
Baby Pimps by ChrisMara December 30, 2011
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Pimping agency 

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Pimping agency - staffing or employment agencies that treat you like a dog, make lots of money off of you, and pay you next to nothing in return ... (in my opinion).
A pimping agency treats their workers like dogs. No matter how bad the place is that they send you to work, you have to suck it up, do a good job and not complain. A pimping agency gives you no paid vacation, no paid holidays, no paid sick leave, no benefits. They rake in lots of money from your hard labor and pay you next to nothing. Note: Not every staffing or temporary agency is a pimping agency, just most of them (in my opinion).
Pimping agency by maryal March 10, 2013

Tower of Pimps 

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(noun)

Originated from Achievement Hunter,

A Trophy Item that represents overall victory after a challenge has been completed in the Achievement Hunter MineCraft Let's Plays, displayed in the Achievement City. The Tower is 4 Gold Blocks stacked vertically upon a base, often the base is Obsidian (Ray's base is Dirt, Ryan's first tower's base was Netherrack).
First built by Gavin Free of RoosterTeeth's Achievement Hunter in Episode 2, it was brought back as an item competitors had to build in the 'Build a Tower' challenge. In total, the Tower has since been won by the competitors in 26 different occasions (to this present date) and if it existed in the real world it would stand 5 meters high and the solid gold value of it would be approximately 3.6 billion dollars.
Michael "Gavin has officially won the Tower of Pimps."
Gavin: "Dude I created the Tower of Pimps and now it's rightfully mine."
~ Let's Play Minecraft 23
Tower of Pimps by TDBTyler June 21, 2013

Mint Pimpin' 

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Girl scouts selling cookies(thin mints the most popular cookie) door to door.
Im so tired of wastin' all my pay check due to mint pimpin'
Mint Pimpin' by Blake Hunter January 16, 2008

Pimpinmane 

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An Uncle Tom - A black man who hates his own race and is subserveant to the white man.
Man, Malcolm is such an Uncle Tom
Pimpinmane by Louis Rivas January 18, 2005

48 Laws of Pimping 

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(Noun)/noun/
1.These laws come from the book Pimpology; A "How To Pimp-A-Hoe" Book, in case the "p-i-m-p" forgets how.

2.To also benefit Po'tential prostitus as much to learn "Pimp game";explanation of the general philosophies of pimping.
48 Laws of Pimping

Purse First, Ass Last
Get a Name in a Game
Don’t Chase ‘Em, Replace ‘Em
Keep a Ho in Arrears
Prey on the Weak
When Pimpin’ Begins, Friendship Ends
Pimp the Game
Don’t Let Your History Be a Mystery
Learn the Rules
Plan Your Work and Work Your Plan
Avoid Gorillas and Godzillas
Ain’t No Love in this Shit
Pimp Like You’re Ho-less
Better a Turnout than a Burnout
Say What You Mean and Mean What You Say
Give Motivation and Inspiration
Get You A Bottom Bitch
Cop and Blow
Turn Ho Ends into Dividends
Get in a Ho’s Head
A Ho Without Instruction Is Headed for Self-Destruction
Keep Hoes on Their Toes
A Ho Joins A Stable to Ruin It
Set the Trend
Grind for Your Shine
The Game is to be Sold, Not Told
Keep Your Game on the Low
Be a Leader
Play One Ho Against the Next
Prosperity over Popularity
Look out for Suzy Choosy
Turn a Tramp into a Champ
Bring Your People With You to theTop
Show Respect to Get Respect
Trust Nothing but the Game
Be Internationally Known, Nationally Recognized, and Locally Accepted
Let a Ho Know
Wreck a Hater
Switch Up
Don’t Down ‘Em, Crown ‘Em
Keep Your Front Up Till You Come Up
Talk Shit and Swallow Spit
If You Can See It, You Can Be It
You Need Fire and Desire
Get Rid of the Word “If”
Move and Shake Like a Pimp Shakes
Pimpin’ Is What You Do, Not Who You Are
Don’t Believe the Hype
48 Laws of Pimping by Gigi Ette January 5, 2013
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