A Pilkington moment is to say something extremely stupid. Carl Pilkington is Ricky Gervais' friend and works alongside Ricky and Steve Merchant (The Office co-producer) on their world record winning podcasts. He has a head shaped like an orange and endures comedic bullying from Ricky and Steve.
"Why buy Africans a goat for Christmas? It's just another mouth to feed and the goat won't like being in Africa anyway" Carl Pilkington
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A middle-aged small headed man known as cleeeeeeve. also has a fur burger of a wife. cleeve as also likes to be gaynaded.
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Producer of London Radio Station XFM. Occasionaly mentioned in comedian Ricky Gervais' live stand-ups and is a discovered talent by comedy writers Gervais and Merchant. Often subject to fair bullying for having an odd-shaped head.
"That Karl Pilkington - the baldy manky roundy headed fella."

"Alrite?"
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A man with no qualifications, very little education but is now known the world over as a shaven chimp with head like a fucking orange.
Ricky Gervais: Karl Pilkington is a bald headed mank. His cranium is perfectly spherical.
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A very stupid but VERY funny man (even though I don’t think he means to be) who entertains Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant every Saturday on XFM (www.xfm.co.uk). His ignorance and Stubbornness to understand the infinite number of monkey on an infinite number of typewriters theory, is hilarious.
'Your an Idiot Karl Your an Idiot Karl Your an Idiot Karl' Ricky Gervais
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A 4 foot girl with fit sisters and a sexy bald dad called mark
Hey who is that over there

That’s abby pilkington, she is a 4 foot wanker
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