matthew pilkington simps for everyone so that he has back up people for when he breaks up with his girlfriend.
by Platinum31 May 15, 2021
Hannah Pilkingtons, like that of the Katie Towlers, also reside in Hindley Green. They are typically tall so will not date any guy below 6ft. Speaking on 6ft, Hannah Pilkingtons also require guys to have 6ft penises because Hannah Pilkingtons often work as lifeguards and may need said 6ft penis as a life raft to help out drowning children ( in the most non-pedophilic way possible).
Guy of suitable height: Yo, bro, who's that over there?
Friend of a Hannah Pilkington: That's H-dogz and you're in luck as you're over 6ft! But wait, what's your dick size and can you swim?
Friend of a Hannah Pilkington: That's H-dogz and you're in luck as you're over 6ft! But wait, what's your dick size and can you swim?
by Lancashire Laddos September 15, 2017
by G <3 August 8, 2021
Sam is an all round good guy. He’s hardworking, talkative and likes his food. However, he can be a snake at times and also likes to mow your lawn on saturdays. In other words, he is the epitome of a fuck boy. However, at the end of the day he still has time to finish off an extra sushi roll.
Bro, that girl last night said she hooked up with a hot guy but didn’t catch his name.
Bro: yeah hard to tell, could of been Sam Pilkington!
Bro: yeah hard to tell, could of been Sam Pilkington!
by Twomanyblues46 July 26, 2019
Absolute unit could steal ur wife mum gran dad uncle grandad child. Is an all round stud and would be a MAN u would like to see 🥵
by Sammmnydje November 23, 2021