pile o' poo

take a diahhrea into a cup and spraying hairspray onto it then lighting it on fire and then when the fire stops save it. when a girl wants to give you a bj and wants to use lube, pull out your ol poo and pile it in her mouth

I was taking a nap when my girlfriend wanted to experience oral sex so I pulled it out of my sock and pile o' poo'd her.

by Grant the Hot Carl Champ January 09, 2004

a big pile of poo in a urinal

Usually means when there's a pile of poo in a urinal.

I needed to take a piss but there was a big pile of poo in a urinal, so I used the sinks

by Monkeygrease August 09, 2005

a big pile of poo in a urinal

Professional incompetence or dishonesty.

George W. Bush's foreign policy is just a big pile of poo in a urinal

by mustapha hamshandi March 26, 2007

a big pile of poo in a urinal

When a particular female, is either engaged in a relationship or is otherwise unavailable to those who would like to 'tap that ho'

Guy 1: Man i wanna 'tap that ho' but shes being a big pile of poo in a urinal...i wanna use it but i can't.
Guy 2: aww man that sucks mad balls, i just use the sink.

by maria hernandez October 22, 2007