Your a pickle smoocher. Yeah, i noticed you checkin out that guys ass, what are you a picklesmoocher. You got to be a picklesmoocher if you like speedo's on a guy.
Like someone trying to get ahead by brown nosing, a pickle smoocher is a cock sucker that gently caresses the ego of the one he seeks to influence, rather than going right for the deep throat.
John only got his raise because he did the bosses dirt, hes such a picklesmoocher