pickle cruncher Share definition Flag a guy who likes to bang many times a day 24/7 and will eat picklees often the will acatonaly eat otheres dicks that guy was a huge pickle cruncher oh yah pickle cruncher by joe iwishihadafinger May 25, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the pickle cruncher mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch