When you are being fake friendly.

A technique used mainly by antisocial or introverted personality types to appear friendly in order to obtain a goal.

The act of being fake friendly to piss someone off, usually a hater.

Me: Girl I ran into Tiffany today and I was so Phriendly, she got scared.

Friend: I hope you mean phriendly with a ph as big as her fake smile.

Me: Girl I was phat phriendly

phriendly by Julesworld November 10, 2017

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pirijesh

Someone who is a kitten on discord and calls girls mommy in games. ALSO VERY BAD AT GAMES but a good carry. A LOSER WHO NEVER MEETS UP WITH THE COOLEST PEOPLE EVER.

oMg hes such a pirijesh!!!

pirijesh by replicaisold October 16, 2021

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Phriendship

A combination of the words "phony" and "friendship." Many people, particularly females, engage in these totally-fake relationships.

Person 1: "Look at the two of them, they talk so much sh** behind each other's back, and then they pretend to be best friends in public."
Person 2: "You're right, that's such a phriendship."

Phriendship by sportstime9 March 3, 2010

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Phritz

A guitarist who thinks he's super awesome but who really can't play at all. A showy, wanky musician who has the best equipment but who has zero talent. Usually thinks everyone is impressed with his rockstar moves, but everyone is laughing at him.

(Phritz) (boyband) (Fritz D) (lol) (douche) (hipster) (git) (emo) (fake) (really bad music) (pretentious muso) (wank music)

Phritz by nanoz April 27, 2009

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