The metamorphosis of taking one photo shop picture and continually debasing it to the extreme of embarrassment of the person being depicted.
A picture of Armen with his hand up a horses ass(Darth's favorite). Or Dusty with his hand up Jon's Ass. Or that kid in the Houston forum that lost his Honda in the ditch and he pic was chopped with photoshopism over 200 times with over a million page views of hilarity.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!