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Strawberry Phosphates 

Phosphates were carbonated beverages made-from-scratch by the "soda jerk" using carbonated soda water, flavored syrups and phosphoric acid -- in this case, they are flavored with strawberry syrup.

In slang, Strawberry Phosphates refer to strippers; the term is in reference to Thornton Wilder's play "Our Town", in which Mrs. Gibbs references her son George spending all of his money on strawberry phosphates, jokingly thought to be the character Emily's stripper name.
George: Aw, Ma,-- I got a lot of things to buy.
Mrs. Gibbs: Strawberry phosphates--that's what you spend it on.

"Our Town", Act I
Strawberry Phosphates by STAGEWEST December 27, 2011

Scrotium Phosphate 

A new phosphate compound discovered by three biology undergraduates. Coming from the combination of the salts from the sweat from the scrotum and Phosphorite.

It is used to help with fertilization of plants and can help with human fertility when needed.

While not approved as of 2023 it is believed to be a good replacement of caffeine for helping with energy. It is currently being tested as replacements for energy drinks.
“Honey I think we have to use the newly discovered Scrotium Phosphate compound if we are to have a child because all of our attempts are failing.”

phosphate 

phosphate .. dried up dog shit
phosphate by HOWDY HOUSER June 18, 2011

phospholipid 

N. A lipid, or fat, composed of glycerol joined to two fatty acids and a phosphate group. The hydrocarbon tails are non-polar, or hydrophobic, while the remainder of the molecule is hydrophilic, or water loving. They tend to form a bi-layer, a structure that resembles a sandwich, with the hydrophilic heads facing outwards, and the hydrophobic tails facing each other

This is a very specific word that has nothing to do with IHOP and pancakes, unless one is talking about excessive levels of bad cholesterol and saturated fat being incorporated into one's cell membrane through the blood stream.
The phospholipid bi-layer of the cell's plasma membrane contributes to its selective permeability.
phospholipid by CTY-chick June 30, 2011

Phosphatidylethanolamine 

noun — A multifunctional phospholipid required for mammalian development that is essential for a variety of cellular processes.

Abbreviation: PE
"Phosphatidylethanolamine assists in the production and folding of proteins."