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phone tap 

A device attacked to the phone line that allows someone to covertly hear or tape phone calls.
phone tap by Hybridstorm June 27, 2004

phone tapping 

The act of having phone sex with someone. While the actual sex act would be considered "tapping that ass," oral intercourse constitutes of "phone tapping" that ass.
"So how's it going with that chick you've been sexing over the phone?"

"Oh, I was totally phone tapping that ass last night. We were having phone sex for at least two hours!"
phone tapping by Dick Hungus June 19, 2008

Phone taps 

Aw, ew! Did you watch me poop? Wait... Did you watch me masterbate? Did YOU masterbate? Did we finish at the same time?
Hym "Phone taps raise a lot of interesting questions, don't they? Wildly unethical, though."
Phone taps by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

Tappin up the phones 

If you notice you gettin a little bigga in da game, and you aint robbin or boostin, you standin ova the stove like the chef in houston, then you need to neva talk on the phone. Slangin all day, and peiceing the ounce out, how ya gon be a birdman if you dont know how ta count..
YoungBuck-"They wanna know whos doin the yap yappin, so they tappin up the phones"
Young Jeezy-"We don' talk on the phones cuz it might stick."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026