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peakalatus 

first of all theyre name is literally kenz what kind of name even is that.. imagine your parentd hating you so much that they name you kenz. cant relate you white fucking shit anyways, the worst, backstabbing, crybaby, genshit player, chronically online, nerd, lying, hypocrite, ugliest, whitest, crackerest, dumbest, stinkiest xiao stan to exist. theyre entire living makes me want to rip my hair out. honestly if they didnt exist the world would be in a much better place. they probably smell like piss and deodorant mixed too because they dont take showers since theyre too busy on genshin moaning over xiao. "ngh~ xiao-" "lord.." shut up bro nobody needs to hear that you facially challenged bitch redirect this energy into finding a job.. anyways they probably lack a father figure, mother figure, friends and a life. uwu xd rawr ;33 >_<< ^_^ TwT ;w;
"what is that smell??!"
"dont worry its just kenz/peakalatus"
peakalatus by xiaosrealwife December 10, 2022

perkalate 

the act of dancing on glass top tables
Man, I was so wasted last night, I started to perkalate.
perkalate by The Perkalator October 29, 2009

Perkalicious 

Perky + delicious; the way you feel when you see a tight, perky ass
Marisa's ass is so damn perkalicious!
Perkalicious by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

Peckalotavern 

A peckalotavern is when you get a knife/screwdriver stuck in your butt and you have to pry it out
Yo bro, I need help. Mason got his finger stuck in his butt it’s a mess with this peckalotavern.

perkalade 

The act of getting beligerantly drunk and having a good ass time.
Girl 1: What are Ricky and Joey doing tonight?
Girl 2: You know they're gonna perkalade, they always getting crunk with it.
perkalade by kay bay bayy December 29, 2008

BJ penkala 

Typically known as the retarded one , he has the horse power of a worm and can reach up to speeds of a snail. He has the inteligence of a sea cucmber and slurps grease off the frying pan when he cooks up some fresh meat,
oi dude have you seen that weird BJ penkala. yeh dude yeah bro hes a stranger broo dude
BJ penkala by Fatrangabanga August 6, 2018