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peakalatus 

first of all theyre name is literally kenz what kind of name even is that.. imagine your parentd hating you so much that they name you kenz. cant relate you white fucking shit anyways, the worst, backstabbing, crybaby, genshit player, chronically online, nerd, lying, hypocrite, ugliest, whitest, crackerest, dumbest, stinkiest xiao stan to exist. theyre entire living makes me want to rip my hair out. honestly if they didnt exist the world would be in a much better place. they probably smell like piss and deodorant mixed too because they dont take showers since theyre too busy on genshin moaning over xiao. "ngh~ xiao-" "lord.." shut up bro nobody needs to hear that you facially challenged bitch redirect this energy into finding a job.. anyways they probably lack a father figure, mother figure, friends and a life. uwu xd rawr ;33 >_<< ^_^ TwT ;w;
"what is that smell??!"
"dont worry its just kenz/peakalatus"
peakalatus by xiaosrealwife December 10, 2022

perkalate 

the act of dancing on glass top tables
Man, I was so wasted last night, I started to perkalate.
perkalate by The Perkalator October 29, 2009

Perkalicious 

Perky + delicious; the way you feel when you see a tight, perky ass
Marisa's ass is so damn perkalicious!
Perkalicious by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

Peckalotavern 

A peckalotavern is when you get a knife/screwdriver stuck in your butt and you have to pry it out
Yo bro, I need help. Mason got his finger stuck in his butt it’s a mess with this peckalotavern.

perkalade 

The act of getting beligerantly drunk and having a good ass time.
Girl 1: What are Ricky and Joey doing tonight?
Girl 2: You know they're gonna perkalade, they always getting crunk with it.
perkalade by kay bay bayy December 29, 2008

BJ penkala 

Typically known as the retarded one , he has the horse power of a worm and can reach up to speeds of a snail. He has the inteligence of a sea cucmber and slurps grease off the frying pan when he cooks up some fresh meat,
oi dude have you seen that weird BJ penkala. yeh dude yeah bro hes a stranger broo dude
BJ penkala by Fatrangabanga August 6, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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