pezkal

European guy. Heavy accent talks weird. Wears pointy shoes and a scarf most of the time. Wears women’s sunglasses. Eats lots of pizza. He may give off a gay vibe but pezkal fucks!

Pezkal was wearing a shit-ton of cologne last night.

by Pezkal March 30, 2021

shad shallonge

Arabic guy. Loves kebab.

Shad shallonge has a challenge.

by Pezkal March 31, 2021

gods cock

The cock of God.

Gods cock is so shinny you’ll go blind if you look at it.

by Pezkal April 26, 2020

hayoken energy

Self conscious empathic energy. Also gives you a huge cock.

Dude last nite I honed In on my hayoken energy and my dick grew 3 inches.

by Pezkal June 7, 2020