petke

A very good math teacher

Dude, have you heard of the legendary math teacher????

You mean Mr. petke

by Kpopmaniac42 January 4, 2017

hen-pecked

A a facetious term designed to trivialize emotional abuse of men by their female spouse.

That guy is hen-pecked, she doesn't even let him see his family

by Eurotrashed February 2, 2017

Perkeleen Vittupää

A swear word to describe a malicious and evil mother fucker.

Jonny, there aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap.

by JB42 November 13, 2014

perkele

noun, Finnish.
Most likely the most powerful curseword ever created by mankind. Cannot be translated without loss. Versatile word that can be used alone or repeated indefinitely.

Suomi Finland Perkele

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

peckeroni

When you are ejaculating in a girl's throat after eating a pizza and she pukes cumm and pizza onto your still pulsating cock.

Rhonda was giving me an awesome blowjob, but as soon as I started cumming the bitch puked the pizza we just ate and cumm all over my dick. Wasnt expecting a peckeroni. Damn, should never feed them before throat fucking them.

by ABMCPC January 7, 2017

hank pecker

A real all American gun-loving man. Who knows who the real president is. He is the epitome of masculinity and only eats meat.

Hank Pecker uses his second amendment to protect your first

by mibba 69420 January 12, 2021

Pecker Dial

To accidentally dial someone’s phone number when the phone is in a guy’s front pocket, presumably dialed by his penis.

Girl: Hello? Hello?

Guy: <Indistinct noise>
Later that day….
Girl: Hey, did you call me? I think you may have accidentally called me.

Guy: Oh, I must have pecker dialed you. Or, perhaps it called you on its own!

by The Movie Guy September 24, 2019