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Perv Pervinsky 

A male supervisor who makes crude and rude comments at work. Not enough to go to HR but enough to want to puke a little in your mouth. aka Raunchy McSmutBag
My supervisor would always turn everything into a perversion. "My supervisor is a Perv Pervinsky cause brags about being a 2 pump chump"
Perv Pervinsky by JK 420 March 4, 2008

Courtesy Perv

When a friend of the opposite sex (for heterosexuals) wears something slightly revealing or otherwise shows a bit of skin, and it would be rude or confidence destroying not to take a quick glance.
Claire just got changed on the bus, would have been rude not to give her a courtesy perv
Courtesy Perv by wontbudge June 26, 2015

word perv 

(noun): One who takes delight and is skilled at constructing, writing or saying naughty phrases or dialogue.
That Gertrude is such a word perv. She is always saying naughty things like knob slobbing, gluteolacunosity or douche canoeing.
word perv by The Emperss October 23, 2010

Perv Switch

An arbitrary threshold of arousal, which once passed, will cause an individual to engage in behavior which may be risky to their freedom, health, bank account... or all of the above.

Commonly observed in news reports about dentists who abuse their female patients while under anesthesia, teachers who strike up affairs with underage students, etc. The negative repercussions of a triggered perv switch can oftentimes be avoided by channeling the energy into a jack attack.
Dumb-ass completely flipped his perv switch, now he's looking at 5 to 15 years in a pound-me-in-the-ass prison.
Perv Switch by fapfapsplort September 1, 2010

Lil Uzi Perv 

One who stalks girl's instagram and snapchat accounts while listening to Lil Uzi Vert.
I was at Pablo's house listening to Lil Uzi Vert, and he started stalking some girl's snapchat story. What a Lil Uzi Perv!
Perv is short for pervert. Pervert means some one who is interested in seeing people naked or having sex with them. We are all perverts, we are just afraid to admit it.
Oh my gosh! What are you doing in here? You perv!