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selectively permeable membrane 

A hot girl's vagina.
Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Guy 1- So did you sleep with Elena in the end?
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!

permeable 

Having pores or openings that permits liquids/gases to pass through
Gravel, sand, and soil are permeable.
permeable by Tiger128 May 7, 2009

excessively permeable 

a slut, whore, or hoe that allows anything and everything through their membrane.
jessica fucks every man she comes into contact because she's an excessively permeable whore.

semi-permeable 

-Would you say this kase is pure or impure?
-eh, semi-permeable

-That girl is neither a pig nor a princess, she is semi-permeable!
semi-permeable by ron joremey March 4, 2005
Damn, look, peaceable is a word.
peaceable by juny476 March 11, 2013

Pervertable 

Used to describe something you can base a perverted joke upon.
Dean: Wanna grab a bite?
Alex: Sure! I ate nothing but a freshly tossed bowl of salad, some milk, and a banana.
Dean: is it just me or are they all pervertable?
Alex:.....I hate you!
Pervertable by Dean Tee December 17, 2011