perpendicular princess

A chick that loves to ride up and down on the cock.

Stacey was a real perpendicular princess last night.

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Perpendiculate

The act of becoming perpendicular to something, usually the floor.

My alarm kept going off this morning but I just couldn't gather enough energy to perpendiculate myself.

Perpendiculate by Nick S December 5, 2004

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When you stick a dick into a window by accident , for example when you fall over forwards

Guy 1: Hey, where did John go today.
Guy 2: He penpendickled and is in hospital right now.

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A Hero, a saver of America, pure manliness and courage.

What we need to defeat the Taliban is a real "Perpedic" of a man.

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{Used to describe a penis}

Erect; standing perpendicular to the pubic area.

She always gets me perpendickular.

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A German word for an extremely overweight person who takes amphetamines.

Hey Jungs schaut mal! Da kommt der pepende Kubikmeter!

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