Fucked up in the crib sippin' Dr. Perky Fucked up in the crib eatin' Okidokis Fucked up in the crib sippin' Dr. Bob Fucked up in the crib eatin' Kat Kots Fucked up in the crib playin' WiWi
Fucked up in the crib eatin' Creme Betweens
Fucked up in the crib and I'm playin' UM Fucked up in the crib goin', goin' dumb Fucked up in the crib eatin' Detos
Fucked up in the crib usin' Binbows
Fucked up in the crib eatin' Crispy Rice
Fucked up in the crib and I'm sippin' Nice Fucked up in the crib eatin' Crispy Rice Treats
Fucked up in the crib sippin' Johns Daphne Fucked up in the crib sippin' hella Red Ball Fucked up in the crib eatin' Toaster Tarts Fucked up in the crib playin' Fony
Fucked up in the crib eatin' Tootie Fruities Fucked up in the crib eatin' Solar Flakes Fucked up in the crib rockin' US PA
Fucked up in the crib eatin' Crisp Crunch Fucked up in the crib playin' PolyStation Fucked up in the crib rockin' Dolce & Banana
Fucked up in the crib eatin' Panburger Partner
Fucked up in the crib watchin' Jake & Drosh
Fucked up in the crib sippin' Mountain Frost
Fucked up in the crib eatin' Cheddar Cheese Guppies
Fucked up in the crib rockin' Calvim Klain and Guchi
Fucked up in the crib eatin' Creme Betweens
Fucked up in the crib and I'm playin' UM Fucked up in the crib goin', goin' dumb Fucked up in the crib eatin' Detos
Fucked up in the crib usin' Binbows
Fucked up in the crib eatin' Crispy Rice
Fucked up in the crib and I'm sippin' Nice Fucked up in the crib eatin' Crispy Rice Treats
Fucked up in the crib sippin' Johns Daphne Fucked up in the crib sippin' hella Red Ball Fucked up in the crib eatin' Toaster Tarts Fucked up in the crib playin' Fony
Fucked up in the crib eatin' Tootie Fruities Fucked up in the crib eatin' Solar Flakes Fucked up in the crib rockin' US PA
Fucked up in the crib eatin' Crisp Crunch Fucked up in the crib playin' PolyStation Fucked up in the crib rockin' Dolce & Banana
Fucked up in the crib eatin' Panburger Partner
Fucked up in the crib watchin' Jake & Drosh
Fucked up in the crib sippin' Mountain Frost
Fucked up in the crib eatin' Cheddar Cheese Guppies
Fucked up in the crib rockin' Calvim Klain and Guchi
by Dr perky December 4, 2022
The Perky Lord is a legendary folklore character from the Kent Boy's Tale, "Perc 30's." This character controls everything that happens while the user is in the Perc realm. One enters the Perc realm by ingesting any type of Percocet, including Perc5's, Perc10's, and Perc30's. While in the Perc realm, the Perky Lord has complete control over everything. You will be lifted from your body and will sit fifty feet in the air above your active body with the perky lord. You will observe all that happens to your self while perced out. Only a select few make it back to their bodies but those who do will be able to say they have met the Perky Lord.
T-Berry: Doinklo! Is that you? Thank god, I thought the Perky Lord was going to hold me captive forever!
Doinklo: It's okay T-Berry I made it out as well. You just have to believe.
Doinklo: It's okay T-Berry I made it out as well. You just have to believe.
by The Kent Boys November 18, 2019
the 'perfect' state of tightness of the female human body. the possessor of this, has the capability of generating others' HUGE carnal projection fantasies!!
the more imaginative can visualize themselves being 'made a mess' of. (or otherwise left for 'dead', in a 'spent' heap!!) -no loose flab flapping to distract!, only tight muscle designed for vigorous grinding of 'poison'!
streamlined for 'sport' like a "sports car" (corvette), seriously oriented for singular 'pure' tasking! -OR: as a "redneck" on a construction site once 'eloquently' and succinctly put it; "BUILT FOR FUCKING!!"
the more imaginative can visualize themselves being 'made a mess' of. (or otherwise left for 'dead', in a 'spent' heap!!) -no loose flab flapping to distract!, only tight muscle designed for vigorous grinding of 'poison'!
streamlined for 'sport' like a "sports car" (corvette), seriously oriented for singular 'pure' tasking! -OR: as a "redneck" on a construction site once 'eloquently' and succinctly put it; "BUILT FOR FUCKING!!"
you could hear a pin drop when eve strutted by, she was terminally perky!!
shes' 'sloppy' fat now, USED to be terminally perky! -i know, i once 'sampled' her 'treasures'!!
shes' 'sloppy' fat now, USED to be terminally perky! -i know, i once 'sampled' her 'treasures'!!
by michael foolsley February 11, 2012
by Eliji June 7, 2017
by Long dick swanging July 10, 2015
friend: hey man what were you doing last night when i called and you didn't pick up?
me: awww man i was doin the good old perky turkey jerky, warm that shit up to 350 degrees, cut the hole, shit slides right in!
me: awww man i was doin the good old perky turkey jerky, warm that shit up to 350 degrees, cut the hole, shit slides right in!
by maestro1623 August 14, 2010
Perky Coconuts Island is the Island the the bushmurrys bushmurry live on. It has 4 islands in the shape of circles touching eachother. It is surrounded by beautiful beach. On these Islands you will find gorgi huts and palm trees and beautiful people. BUT however in the middle of the islands in an ugly wasteland where people called the NATIVES live they live in fig trees and have no lifes. COME TO PERKY COCONUTS ISLAND WHERE THE SURF IS GREAT AND THE GIRLS R PRETTY(KELSI IS)
Native: ur hot where do u live?
Kelsi: perky coconuts island of course
Courtz: R u and native or a bushmurry
Native: Native
Courtz kat and kelsi: pooh go back to your wasteland! no interbreding with natives
Native: Damn i liked the look of that blonde one
Kelsi: Who me?
Native: yes you!
Kelsi: perky coconuts island of course
Courtz: R u and native or a bushmurry
Native: Native
Courtz kat and kelsi: pooh go back to your wasteland! no interbreding with natives
Native: Damn i liked the look of that blonde one
Kelsi: Who me?
Native: yes you!
by Courtney May 21, 2004