Periodontist 

Guy that probably has roughly half the IQ of an oral surgeon, but likes to refer to him/herself as a 'surgeon' anyway..

Dentist that's still trying to nail the English language at the 5th grade level.

Gum gardeners...

Periodontists and douches are interchangable in the real world,

while it is insensitive to call an actual useful feminine product a periodontist (as most periodontist will probably never enter a woman multiple times in their lifetime, and women would indeed object to have a periodontist inserted willingly, if for namesake only), quite a few periodontist acknowledge their non-certified secondary title of ..'douche' and try ever so hard on a daily basis to keep the honor.

Periodontist by EndoIce September 22, 2010

Periodona 

Basically means exactly
A boujee way of saying period but with more emphasis

She looks so good today like periodona!!!

Periodona by Chloe j May 24, 2020

periodontist 

A foreign trained dentist who goes to extra schooling to learn how to be a better hygienist. Usually so worried about the tissue around the teeth, it takes them 3 hours to non-lethally subluxate a tooth, 1 hour to actually remove the tooth, and 1 hour to suture.

I should have gone to the oral surgeon because that ass tard periodontist took 5 hours to remove the tooth. What is interesting is that he gowned up, put on booties, a surgical cap, and when he came into the room I thought I was going to have neurosurgery.

periodontist by drtank April 10, 2011

coitus periodontalis

The act of performing oral sex while having no teeth, or with dentures removed.

After Dennis swallowed the sperm during coitus periodontalis, they pursued the egg by drilling into his gums.

coitus periodontalis by flyingdutchmn216 July 18, 2011

Periodonalitis

A mix better periodontal disease and gingivitis.

The patient had periodonalitis in which his gum were bleeding and his breath stunk.

Periodonalitis by Evelise September 26, 2013

Pearyodontal 

Refers to gum-related issues experienced by arctic explorers.

If Eskimos "live on whale meat and blubber" (You'd cry, too, if you only had whale meat to eat!), I'm surprised that they don't have more Pearyodontal problems.

Pearyodontal by QuacksO March 21, 2021

Perodontax 

its a toothpaste

do you have some perodontax jameela?

Perodontax by Dom torretto July 30, 2021