one of the sweetest, funniest people to ever know. perfectpenis, aka mushroom, is a person who would give you a caprisun if you were crying and then a hug. mushroom is so sweet and deserves the world.
“Hey did you see that hot sexy babe right over there? I heard they follow perfectpenis, and are friends with them too! That makes sense why they’re so hot and attractive!”
The type of perfection that all perfectionists hope to one day achieve. When a person has no flaws but is still fun to be around, they have attained perfectfun.