PERFECT L 

When all your NFL fantasy teams lose and the NFL team(s) you root for in real life lose all in the same week.

Yo Cousin Geno, your fantasy team just got destroyed and so so did your Jaguars, Jets, Dolphins and Cowboys. YOU JUST ACHIEVED THE PERFECT L, HAHAHAHA.

PERFECT L by KILLASD November 27, 2017

Perfect Latina 

Marisol 🤤

The perfect Latina was wrong about the dictionary.

Perfect Latina by KingA-list June 22, 2018

Pinched the perfect loaf 

A crap that does not require wiping.

Dude, I just pinched the perfect loaf.

Pinched the perfect loaf by gyrussfanx May 23, 2007

perfect life 

when some one just has it good.
everyone loves them.
they have a really nice life.
good clothes, great house, a good bf/gf, no one bitches at them, no one threatens them or stalks them, they just have it really good...

ahh that chick just has it...perfect boyfriend, great parents & family, no stalkers,...yeah. I WISH MY LIFE WAS LIKE THAT!!

perfect life by ahhh blah blah blahhhh!!! May 28, 2004

In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust 

A Wiccan expression used to heighten the value of a sincere promise or sincere vow of commitment. Don’t say it unless you mean it

In perfect love and perfect trust I promise we will meet again

In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust by The Captive Spirit September 7, 2010

perfect legs 

An expresstion used to make a joke or to break the ice. One would say girl you have perfect legs. She would say, realy? One would reply Yeah, Toes one end and Pussy on the other.

Damn, girl you have perfect legs!

perfect legs by Andrew D. July 23, 2006

perfect lauren 

the hottest 15 year old girl ever seen by man..perfect eyes,peferct face,perfect stomach,perfect legs,and perfect feet..and also the girl i dream of and cant get..to bad right..

she is the sun in my day and the moon in my nigh always there to help me threw the fright..hahaha that rymed

perfect lauren by jake a April 28, 2005