The definition of this short phrase : If someone says goodbye tension hello pension it means they are a retired dota player. They will usually purchase a mug with the phrase on or an official t-shirt to confirm their retirement.
Rod: Hey there ted , ermm sorry but look what t-shirt i bought ( shows shirt )
Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !
Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...
Ted : Omg no way !!!
Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !
Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...
Ted : Omg no way !!!
by TheConfectionarySalesman November 28, 2009
A type of erotica, usually in the form of a romance novel or story, which to most under the age of sixty five, is just some lame smut, but to a pensioner, it is the sexiest thing since short legged drawers.
Harold: Hey Beth, did you hear that Jackie Collins wrote a new book?
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!
by Johann Sebastian Snuff March 14, 2021
The money earned from playing the lottery, bingo, sweepstakes or any form of gambling that requires minimal physical exertion and even less education.
by school_is_old March 8, 2020
by Yeetboyo October 30, 2017
When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.
Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.
Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021
A younger person dating a significantly older person hoping to benefit from their old age pension or insurance ect
by Bricker81 October 24, 2018
by SupervisorSwampy July 21, 2020